Trains and Island folk

My alarm goes off at five forty five, I hit the snooze button and enjoy another five minutes of sleep...again...again...again...eventually I make it breakfastless to the train station...On my hour long train ride to work I contemplate how hungry I am and how severely I hate public transport. I'm sure I am not the first person to call it pubic transport because it makes sense, buut i find it clever and original none-the-less. every bad aspect of pubic hair can be applied to public transport. the only good thing about both is they keep u warm during winter...okay so who really cares right...I do...riding a train two hours a day sucks...from the kid who plays crap music from two years ago unhealthfully loud on his cell phone to the man that smells like mayonaise and rides next to me on wenesdays...im tired...ill do this later